So there I was, just relaxing in my #LaZBoy recliner, reading a book, minding my business… When along came #AleisterMeowley and #EdgarAllanPurr, the meanest [looking] #cats in town.
Well, they took one look at me, determined that I had not met my daily #KittyQuota, and decided to #ExtractPayment immediately. Before I even knew what was happening, they had pinned me to the chair, and my fate was sealed.
If you're reading this, please #SendHalp! I'm #BigHeckin stuck in a #CatTrap! 😻😻
Today's overarching theme was "being pinned to various household furniture by adorable animals." ❤️
#CatsOfMastodon #DevonRex #AleisterMeowley #EdgarAllanPurr #DogsOfMastodon #LabsOfMastodon #LucyFur
James Bartlett 
