Bacteria Outsmart Humans Making Plastic Stronger Than Your Ex’s Excuses

#EcoPlastic #BacteriaBreakthrough #MetalMayhem #GreenRevolution #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com **Scientists Terrified as Bacteria Produce Plastic Tough Enough to Replace Your Car** In yet another blow to the self-esteem of average humans everywhere, scientists announced today that bacteria have developed a new type of bioplastic with mechanical properties strong enough to rival metals, glass,…

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