SmashedRatOnPressJFC, the universe is nuts! I've been screaming "beam me up!" nonstop at this little gizmo for 16 days straight. Still no answer.
Apparently Scotty has long since warped out of orbit. Can't blame him; I'd probably do the same.
So I guess now I"m stuck here... hoping for the next passing Vogon ship. (Meanwhile, I'll stock up on ear plugs.)