Nikki Haley Mean Girls That Nice Bud Light Trans Lady Dylan Mulvaney, For Votes

Dylan Mulvaney is not actually running for president, although she's probably polling higher than Haley.

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Fox News Being Insufficiently Nazi To Trans Employees And Idiot Losers Are ON IT

An intrepid right-wing 'journalist' found the employee handbook Fox News wasn't actually hiding.

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WonkTV: Why Are Republicans Such Joyless Creeps?

Come join the fun

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Ted Cruz Investigating Bud Light For Felony Nice To Trans Lady

Your taxpayer dollars at work!

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What Is Megyn Kelly Being Racist And/Or Transphobic And/Or Some Other Kind Of Asshole About Today?

The Wonkette series we didn't even know we were doing!

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Fox News Slightly Less Racist Now That Tucker Carlson's Gone. Tabs, Tues., April 25, 2023

Come and get your Tabs!

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Is This The Right Amount To Get Mad At Beer?

We want to make sure we get mad at beer correctly, should we feel led by the Lord.

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MTG Teaches Lindsey Graham Lesson By Posting Fake Transgender Bud Light Picture Of Him

YA BURNT!

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Bigots Have Big Sad Over Bud Light Not 'Apologizing' To Them Enough

They feel 'disrespected.'

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James Comer Knows What Laws Hunter Biden's Wangle Doodle Broke But SHHHH He Can't Tell You Yet

He'll blow the top off of it sooner or later.

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