Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What do you call a duck that breaks into people’s houses?
A: A robber ducky!

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

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Looks like the time to be overrun with eggs has begun. Our whole flock is back on the job this morning, and all 4 ducks have laid an egg. Giving us our first 4 egg day of the season.

#eggs #ducks #duckstodon

Duck City is getting small, and crowded.
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Welcome to Duck City
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Love is in the - river

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No pictures! I said no pictures!!

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