June aka Pride Month is fast approaching, and if I hear a single gobshite bleating about -
"But whennn is straaaight priiide..??"
- I will point them to The Killers' medley opening act at the Champions League Final tonight, and force them to watch it in its entirety.
You will not see anything more heterosexual in your life.
[Also: straight pride is any day ending in 'Y']


