@rbreich Yeah, this guy has all the answers ๐Ÿ™„ #DrunkenPete #MAGAmoron

#DrunkenPete waving his tiny dick around while the world cringes ๐Ÿ™„

https://time.com/7319117/pentagon-pledge-media-restrictions-hegseth/

People are being far too critical of our Secretary of Defense, #DrunkenPete Hegseth. Clearly when top secret war plans were shared with Jeffrey Goldberg, #DrunkenPete never intended that Jeff see them. Instead of Jeffrey Goldberg, they intended to share these secrets with a Russian spy who had a similar name. After enough vodka, any drunk could have made the same mistake. #Signalgate #incompetence #NationalSecurity #politics
"These were Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's
first days on the job and, bad news,
he already invaded Margaritaville"
according to Seth Meyers.
#politics #humor #DrunkenPete