mage_of_dragonswyverns always fail the eyesight test because they just say 'EEEEE' for every letter smh
Baral'heia Stormdancer ΘΔ🐲*yaaaaaaawns wide and flops down, rolling on his back and spraaawling across your timeline, wings, paws, and tail going every which way in the most inconvenient manner possible before quickly dozing off* 
DraysonThe large dragon looks at you with a perplexed expression. You're an atypical adventurer; the dragon cannot recall the last time anyone dared to show up without any weapons whatsoever, let alone asking for a "hug", of all things.
The dragon had barely even heard the concept of a hug before, but it does know the idea. You seem so kind and joyful too, how could it resist?
The dragon picks you up and brings you inside its den. It curls up on the ground while holding you to its chest and wrapping its forelegs and wings around you protectively, like the precious thing you are. It is relieved to finally not face violence for once.
Some say that there are too many dragons. Well, I say there aren't too many dragons enough!! 
Valen "Vally" Drakk 🐉 ΘΔ 🔞Some more draconic PSA:
Keep using VPN.
If not, keep using whatever means at your disposal.
Never comply with "Age Verification"
Lehu 
Dragons: please kidnap me to your lair and take care of me asap #Dragonposting
I made some really damn tasty ham egg and cheese bagel sandwiches with a calabrian chile mayo for brunch today but now I'm sad because there is no more tasty tasty bagel sandwich because I eated it 
Modern mental and physical health standards require workplaces to have at least 1.5 dragons/m² on average.
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Some more draconic pills of wisdom:
Every single "Age Verification" company is run by criminals selling your info to scammers and fraudsters.
Shut them all down.