🤣 having a show called "piers morgan uncensored" is like having a perfume called "dog shit, enjoy the aroma" 🤣

#PiersMorgan #moron #douchenozzle #dogshit

Reminder to use content warnings when posting #tourdefrance results. Not everyone watches the stages live, and might not want to know the outcome.

Unless you're a complete #douchenozzle, in which case you weren't going to abide people's appeals anyway so carry on...

#cycling #tourdefrance2025

Ah, yes. A beanie hat with integrated Bluetooth speaker.

This is for the douchenozzle in your life who wants everyone else to enjoy their jackhammer music.

#Amazon #beanie #Bluetooth #douchenozzle #JackhammerMusic #music

"You're a gay couple."

"Yes, we are."

"So, who is the woman?"

"No one."

"  I don't think I made myself understood, let me try again. WHOOOO ISSSSS THEEEE WOOOOOMAAAAAAN?"

"NOOOO OOOONEEEE, and that's the point, actually."

"  "

"I know a nonbinary couple I'm dying to introduce you to."

#queer #gay #lgbtqia #nonbinary #couples #douchenozzle

"Biden casts the election as prom night for the voters who ‘brung me to the dance’"

Brung?

I've searched for Biden's usage of this non-standard form, and I cannot find any other source than AP. No other article. No video. Nothing. (Be careful if you do your own search, some articles are the AP article under a new skin.)

It really feels like the AP decided to act as a douchenozzle here, and play the ageism card.

Bravo asshats!

Here's an article on the distinction:

https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/usage-of-brang-vs-brung-vs-brought

#USNews #USPol #JoeBiden #APNews #douchenozzle #ageism #asshats

https://apnews.com/article/biden-dance-campaign-trump-president-bbd0a0eea8ce90d328c0cb03a62e2ce1

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRcpHWXC/

#GOP #Republicans #OutOfTouch #Empathy #Scumbag #DoucheNozzle #SemenStain #POS #Sympathy #Congress #Government #House