Drilling for Treacle
#FanFiction #AliceInWonderland
#wss366 06/25
βTreacle,β said the March Hare, emphasizing his point with his teacup.
βYes,β said Alice. βWhat about treacle?β
βIt's the only thing worth drilling for.β
βHear, hear,β came a sleepy voice from the sugar bowl. The voice continued so muffled, no one heard β#Mine treacle not coal.β
βWhat about oil? The government seems quite intent on drilling for that.β
βSilly girl,β The Hatter said, joining in. βOil is nasty, black, tarry stuff. Have you ever added to your tea?β
βNo,β said Alice, not quite understanding the logic.
The March Hare made a nasty face. βPut it in #mine once, tastes terrible. Treacle is much better.β
βI suppose.β Alice couldnβt argue with that. Still...
The Hatter looked at his watch. βHalf past the election. They should be buttering up the budget about now.β
βI think not,β said the Cheshire Cat, who had just joined them. βThe badgers will be for throwing it in the ocean because the mice got a piece of cheese.β
βNo help for it,β The Hatter said. βWe have plenty, though,β and passed Alice a large slice of liberty bread thickly buttered.
Alice was just reaching for it when the Hatter snatched it away, saying, βThe Dormouse has buttered the wrong side again.β
βTreacle,β said the March Hare, emphasizing his words with the buttered bread heβd gotten his hands on.
βYou just said that,β Alice responded.
βHe did, but tiβs a new season,β the Hatter said.
βIndeed,β came a voice from the sugar bowl.
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