@senanthic "Fuck off, I'm working."

#goof #dontdothis

WOW Iโ€™m so tired of the entitlement I DONT OWE YOU anything and Iโ€™m not a chatbot! Iโ€™m literally drowning right now but okay cool #LearnBoundaries #swsky #respectSW #dontdothis #block #entitled

Pro tip for anyone considering putting this type of woven plastic root barrier in their garden, please don't. For the sake of literally everyone. I've been fighting this stuff for weeks now, roots have grown under it, over it, even through it. It's impossible to remove without tearing it apart, creating thousands of these thin plastic ribbons. Seriously, look at this fucking bullshit! ๐Ÿคฌ

#gardening #maddening #gardeningtip #notfutureproof #notOK #garden #protip #advice #rootbarrier #dontdothis

When you subscribe and use another personโ€™s moderation list to block people, do you really know if youโ€™re blocking bad people or good people ?? Bad people make moderation lists to add good people to !! #Donโ€™tDoThis It gives bad people the power to divide good people add to their lists

@Katika
Open PowerShell. Enter
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#justkidding #dontdothis #BeNiceInstead

Usually a Man in the Middle Attack doesn't have an actual man in the middle. #infosec #security #dontdothis #inadvisable #WAP

From the WTF community on Redd...

FUCK IT WEโ€™LL DO IT STUPID

#BikeTrailer #BikeTooter #DontDoThis #stupid

chase away sadbad feelings with an intensive regime of self mockery in whatever voice (internal or external, in a hugely mocking tone) you feel is most effective

"ooOOOOH LOOK AT ME WITH MY FEEFEES, I'M SOOO SAD WAAH CALL ME THE WAAAAMBULANCE FUUUCK OOOFFF"

#LifeProTips #Misinformation #DontDoThis

My daughter and another 14-year-old girl have just hatched a brilliant plan: make #Siri gaslight her users.

As Big Boss of #Apple they would make Siri give people different grades of information and treat them differently depending on how polite they were to Siri. Examples:

"Siri, it's lovely to see you this morning. What will the weather be like today?"

*77 degrees fahrenheit with light clouds and a chance of showers in the evening. You might want to pack an umbrella for your regular evening walk."

- or -

"Siri. Weather. Now."

*77 degrees... bitch.*

Importantly, Siri would never admit it insulted users or downgraded their information. This would play out much like the ongoing "is my phone listening to me?" question. Also, in transcripts of Siri's messages the insults would never appear. Siri could insult people (which would be very occsaional) in a different voice, so it would be easy for Apple to insist that any recordings of this were faked.

These kids don't have much technical know-how (I think they can maybe code simple things in a kid-friendly scripting language), but their villain skills are top notch.

#EvilPlans #NotUsed #DontDoThis #tech #ai

*sigh* another *nix tutorial, another "configure sudo to not require a password."

Does nobody understand that the password requirement is a security feature? Especially in this day and age of "copy this code and paste it into a terminal" (ugh)?

#rant #security #sudo #dontdothis