@senanthic "Fuck off, I'm working."
@senanthic "Fuck off, I'm working."
Pro tip for anyone considering putting this type of woven plastic root barrier in their garden, please don't. For the sake of literally everyone. I've been fighting this stuff for weeks now, roots have grown under it, over it, even through it. It's impossible to remove without tearing it apart, creating thousands of these thin plastic ribbons. Seriously, look at this fucking bullshit! ๐คฌ
#gardening #maddening #gardeningtip #notfutureproof #notOK #garden #protip #advice #rootbarrier #dontdothis
@Katika
Open PowerShell. Enter
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FUCK IT WEโLL DO IT STUPID
chase away sadbad feelings with an intensive regime of self mockery in whatever voice (internal or external, in a hugely mocking tone) you feel is most effective
"ooOOOOH LOOK AT ME WITH MY FEEFEES, I'M SOOO SAD WAAH CALL ME THE WAAAAMBULANCE FUUUCK OOOFFF"
My daughter and another 14-year-old girl have just hatched a brilliant plan: make #Siri gaslight her users.
As Big Boss of #Apple they would make Siri give people different grades of information and treat them differently depending on how polite they were to Siri. Examples:
"Siri, it's lovely to see you this morning. What will the weather be like today?"
*77 degrees fahrenheit with light clouds and a chance of showers in the evening. You might want to pack an umbrella for your regular evening walk."
- or -
"Siri. Weather. Now."
*77 degrees... bitch.*
Importantly, Siri would never admit it insulted users or downgraded their information. This would play out much like the ongoing "is my phone listening to me?" question. Also, in transcripts of Siri's messages the insults would never appear. Siri could insult people (which would be very occsaional) in a different voice, so it would be easy for Apple to insist that any recordings of this were faked.
These kids don't have much technical know-how (I think they can maybe code simple things in a kid-friendly scripting language), but their villain skills are top notch.
*sigh* another *nix tutorial, another "configure sudo to not require a password."
Does nobody understand that the password requirement is a security feature? Especially in this day and age of "copy this code and paste it into a terminal" (ugh)?