LORD ALMIGHTY IS #DonnieDumbass a MORON. 🤦‍♂️

You KNOW that one of his handlers told him to "Stop calling it a 'WAR', call it an 'incursion' b/c a war requires approval from Congress."

So Mr. #BestWords started calling it an "excursion" (b/c he had never heard of the word "incursion".)

AND NOW, he's trying to #gaslight everyone into believing he thought he was posting an image of himself as a "doctor" (not #Jesus) b/c… and you know it's true… he was told the #AI generated image was "doctored."

@nedhamson1
#China already has such a HUGE headstart over us in the #EV industry that #DonnieDumbass' blockade is only going to help cement their position as the #1 exporter of electric vehicles to the rest of the world.

Meanwhile, American automakers who made the brilliant decision to "dial back" (read: completely discontinue) entire lines of EV production after #DonTheCon was elected, making #EVs less popular, are going to find themselves frantically playing catch-up for the next decade. 🤦‍♂️

@memeorandum
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#Iran wasn't charging tolls *before* the invasion. The only reason they closed The Straight was to hurt the U.S.. No more than 2-3 ships a day were getting thru, and they weren't being charged b/c they were Iranian allies. It was actually trying up what is left of Iran's navy.

#DonnieDumbass' blockade is a HUGE GIFT to Iran. Not only do they not have to bear the cost of closing/mining the Straight, but they STILL get to hurt America (while helping #Russia.)
#DisasterPresidency

#DonnieDumbass ordering the Navy to blockade the Straight (thinking he's denying #Iran from making money on tolls)...

THEY WEREN'T CHARGING TOLLS *BEFORE* HE ATTACKED THEM. 🤦‍♂️

They don't need the tolls. But now he's saving them millions (by not having to patrol the straight) while crippling our economy FOR them.

BRILLIANT!

#DumberThanDirt #TooStupidToBePresident #DisasterPresidency

@MugsysRapSheet

THIS is a Doctor, #DonnieDumbass never will be one

#DoctorWho

#ICYMI, #DonnieDumbass (who fancies himself as #TheMagaMessiah) posted an image of himself as #Jesus, and had to quickly yank it as his #Evangelical #cult apparently DOES still have a red-line.

His excuse? I thought it was a depiction of me as a doctor.

(How nucking stupid IS this SOB?) 🤦‍♂️

When #DonnieDumbass suggests he might enter a joint agreement with #Iran to collect tolls from ships passing through the #StraightOfHormuz, there is no question in my mind he thinks those tolls will go directly into his bank account (and continue even after he leaves office.)

Jimmy wasn't the only one last night who noticed #DonnieDumbass always sets a #TwoWeeks deadline for things he doesn't want to do:

This is the T**** version of #FriedmanUnits (during the Iraq War, reporter Tom Friendman repeatedly predicted the war would end "in six months.")

#DisasterPresidency #TooStupidToBePresident
https://www.ms.now/the-briefing-with-jen-psaki/watch/iran-outmaneuvers-trump-cuts-deal-that-leaves-u-s-worse-off-than-pre-war-2495512643616

Iran outmaneuvers Trump; cuts deal that leaves U.S. worse off than pre-war

Donald Trump managed to avoid having to follow through on his ghastly threat to commit genocide in the war he started with Iran by agreeing to a tentative deal that opens the Strait of Hormuz, albeit with costs and conditions. Senator Mark Kelly joins Jen Psaki to discuss how profoundly Trump has messed up with his war of choice against Iran.

MS NOW
HOW APPROPRIATE that #DonnieDumbass has chosen #AprilFools Day to address the nation tonight where he will attempt to #Gaslight the nation into believing there was an #ImminentThreat from #Iran, the war will end soon, prices are coming down, and puppies will come sliding down rainbows to deliver peace in the Middle East. 🤦‍♂️
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/31/trump-iran-war.html

#DonnieDumbass's solution to soaring #oil prices is to threaten to obliterate #Iran's oil production facilities. 🤦‍♂️

#DisasterPresidency #TooStupidForOffice
https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/30/world/live-news/iran-war-us-israel-trump

Day 31 of Middle East conflict – Iran says US proposal ‘unrealistic,’ Trump threatens to ‘take the oil in Iran’

President Donald Trump said the US may blow up and completely obliterate Iran’s electric plants and oil wells if a deal to end the war is not reached. Follow for live updates

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