The Art of Cruising
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"...Of course, as a G/P I wasn't that interested in a F/P, especially Fem BL/BL one."
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"Barkeep, I'll have a Scotch-on-the-rocks, and you may inform your clientele I will be taking applications. No fats, fems or druggies."
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"If my dream man is here, he's in somebody else's body."
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"I thought you mean ' take you where you've never dreamed of,' you know, metaphorically."
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"Relax, pal. I'm only interested in really attractive men."
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"Looking for someone special? Lover? Boyfriend? Hairdresser?"
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“We're goin’ to a pro-choice, anti-war, save-the-planet, education-not-conflagration, wet jockey shorts contest. Wanna come?”
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"Hey Daddy! That number you've been freakin' out about is here!"
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“Hey! You finally got a vid-phone! I know this 976 guy with such pecs!”
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