Nancy Mace So Mad Republicans Were Foiled Yet Again By Senile, Pantsless Joe Biden

Why did we ever take her seriously? Oh right, we didn't.

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Republicans Don't Want To Run On Same Ballot As World-Historical Loser Trump, Peeeeee-YEW

Thoughts and prayers to everyone.

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Kevin McCarthy Crying Fat Hot Baby Tears Before Joe Biden's SO MEAN State Of The Union

Joe Biden better not call extreme MAGA Republicans 'extreme' or 'MAGA' or 'Republicans.'

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Hey, Here Are The Cool 'Moderate' Republicans Who'll Still Vote To Impeach Hunter Biden's Laptop

Media keep falling for this banana in the tailpipe.

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