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“I thought this would make me look tough… now I’m a sweaty metaphor for moral collapse.” -Kristi Havoc

#TooMuchStuffOnMe #PoliticalMeltdown #CampaignRegret #KristiHavoc #DogKiller #GovernorGoneWild #PoliticalParody #DarkComedy #MemePolitics #AbsurdHumor #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

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Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈Oct 6

Dogkillers send Fascist Stormtroopers on top of buildings to snipe anybody that resists.

#ICEMUSTBEDESTROYED #DHS #USPOL #USPOLITICS #ACAB #Fascism #Chicago #KristiNoem #Dogkiller

Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈Oct 3

Lol, dogkillers have their own toilets Kristi, they're round the back, where the Raccoons do theirs....

#KristiNoem #Dogkiller #USPOL #USPOLITICS #GovernmentShutdown

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Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈Aug 15

@KimPerales $50 million on her image, specifically? Is this about South Park?

#Dogkiller #ChristiNoem

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Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈Aug 1

@GottaLaff (Can't tell whether the Dogkiller's face is happy or sad, such as it is...)

#KrisitNoem #Dogkiller

Ultra Verified 🇺🇦Jul 16

A. May be they heard #dogkiller #ICEBarbie was coming.

Q. Why Are the Animals Leaving Yellowstone in Droves?

https://share.google/LEMbGhKLuxbeApBZP

Speculation and Fear Swirl as Animals Are Spotted Fleeing Yellowstone in Droves

Why are the animals leaving Yellowstone National Park? Videos featuring mountain lions, bears and more go viral after the animals flee the park.

Green Matters

Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈Jul 8

You don't expect a woman with a plastic face who shot a dog for giving her a funny look is going to give a single fuck about some dead girls she doesn't know?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2025/jul/08/texas-floods-search-efforts-fifth-day-death-toll-latest-news-updates

#KrisitNoem #TexasFloods #ClimateDisaster #Dogkiller

Texas flooding: at least 107 people have died as questions intensify over handling of disaster – as it happened

Sheriff says 87 bodies recovered in worst-hit area; officials faced questions over response at tense news conference

the Guardian

Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈Jul 1

Lol, CNN thought it could go hard right and avoid the wrath of Trump, making the same mistake people always do with fascists and tyrants.

"Maybe this time standing with a violent thug who promises to harm my enemies will work out for us all, this time..."

(well done for telling the world about this app, btw Dogkiller...top minds there!/s )

#ICE #KristiNoem #Dogkiller #USPOL #Trump #CNN #ICEBLOCK

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Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈Jun 21

I see poor Kristi's face still hasn't recovered from that allergic reaction last week, brave of her to go out in public like that.../s

#KristiNoem #Dogkiller

Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈Jun 21

Fascists love to dress up, don't they? All that stolen valour, etc....

https://theonion.com/no-one-sure-why-kristi-noem-wearing-firefighter-helmet-night-vision-goggles-high-heels-wet-suit/

#KristiNoem #Dogkiller #TheOnion #Satire #Fascists

No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit

WASHINGTON—Racking their brains as they tried to determine the express purpose of the homeland security secretary’s outfit, sources confirmed Monday they were not sure why Kristi Noem was wearing a firefighter helmet, night-vision goggles, high heels, and a wet suit. “Huh, that’s odd, but there must be some kind of reason for it, right?” said […]

The Onion