#HappyTurkeyDay !

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

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My work buddy LeBeau (Bosses' pup). He's been mia for a few days after tangling with a skunk last weekend.

When asked, he declined comment, as shown in the picture.

#dogshaming I have suspicions that he will antagonize the next skunk he meets as well.

I'm grateful i have such hilarious photos of my late pibbles. R.I.P. you sweet dorks. 🖤

#pitbulls #DogShaming # RescueIsMyFavoriteBreed

Hi, I'm Brigid and I think everyone on earth exists to give me attention.

But if any of my humans pet other dogs (like, say, at a hockey game yesterday) I proceed to shun them after the initial burst of excitement at seeing them.

I am a fuzzy little hypocrite. #dogshaming

My name is Brigid. I lurk here under this table till you think I've fallen asleep, then I carefully (but loudly) push the drawer open with my snoot from down here and scare the sweet shit out of whoever's watching me.

I'm pretty much a super fluffy toddler, which is hilarious because my owner never actually wanted kids. #dogshaming

My name is Brigid, and my owner tried to do something nice and pick clover out of the yard to make me a clover crown.

Instead I jumped on her head and tried to pull her hair. I am adorable, but I'm also a little turd. #dogshaming