UkuleleDomestic diplomacy report: 🐕
A treat was introduced. 🍖
Fiona paused.
The recliner waited very quietly. 🪑
A decision followed.
Would the recliner survive in your home?
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Fiona enjoys her daily walk down the lane.
But sometimes the weather gets… persuasive.
Today’s Fiona limerick explores the exact moment a dog decides the walk should probably wait.
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Fiona has entered the election.
Her campaign platform includes:
more walks, more treats, and more time riding in car seats.
Judging from the crowd of dogs, it’s a very popular policy proposal. 🐾
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Fiona has mastered the art of the perfectly timed nap.
Mid-run? Sure.
On the couch? Of course.
Even the stairs will do.
But there’s one sleeping spot she always prefers.
A new Fiona limerick is out today 🐾
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Fiona encountered a snake during a lakeside walk today.
This raises an important question about interspecies etiquette.
Do you bark… or offer a handshake?
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Today’s Fiona the Rescue Mutt cartoon features a panel of “breed experts” trying to identify Fiona.
The only problem is… nobody actually looked at the DNA results.
Zoom in on the signs around the scene and see how many creative breed guesses you can find.
Fiona’s obedience school final results are in…
She passed “Sit.”
She passed “Crate.”
She negotiated “Stay.”
New Fiona cartoon just dropped 🐶🌳
She’ll bark at the cats, meet folk for pats, and apparently command a woodland standing ovation.
Today’s lesson from Fiona the Rescue Mutt:
No raincoat → No vote.
Soaked dog → Goat sneeze.
Rainy days are highly overrated.
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Official results from the Living Room Pole Vault Finals:
Fiona the Rescue Mutt — 10.0 🏅
Judges: squirrel, rabbit, cat
Landing: bull’s-eye
No poles were harmed in the making of this jump.
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