We just drove back after running some errands, and Mia was in the backyard watching for us to arrive and started barking when she saw us... it was giving "And where the fuck have you been?!" energy. I joke about Mia being a cop a lot because of how she does this...

Me:
Mia, whose child are you?? I do not know how I birthed a cop!

Greg:
Well, first of all.. you didn't...

Me:
SHE IS MY DAUGHTER WHO I BIRTHED FROM MY OWN BODY I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW!

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I feel like I dropped him at his first day of school, with his little packed lunch...

(what's going on with Socks is here - https://aus.social/@aby/111248367495056652)

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Dr Albert Sparkletrousers pPhD (@[email protected])

Attached: 2 images This little gentleman had his vet visit this morning. (the post about why he's at the vet is here - https://aus.social/@aby/111236994019346263) On examination: chest is clear heart sounds great stomach is soft (and ticklish) Looking in his mouth he saw chewed food, but no grass seeds embedded (which can happen), wounds, swelling etc.. but he obviously isn't clearing his food properly. The vet also noted that Socks' teeth slant to one side, which has meant that the teeth on the left are ground down very low and those on the right are much longer than he'd like. The vet's best guess is that he's been tolerating it so far and it's grown to a point where it's now affecting his ability to eat properly and clear his food which is why he's stopped chewing his hay in between feeds. He has an appointment in the morning to be sedated and have his teeths burred down which should deal with the problem (assuming that's what it is, because he seems otherwise healthy). Also, the vet was very taken with him because he's such a charming little guy. Anyone who might want to help with the vet bills, it would be very welcome: https://www.paypal.me/kittensmeow https://ko-fi.com/abydarling #guineapig #guineapigs #GuineaPigsOfMastodon #GuineaPigOfMastodon #CaviesOfMastodon #pet #vet

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