We just drove back after running some errands, and Mia was in the backyard watching for us to arrive and started barking when she saw us... it was giving "And where the fuck have you been?!" energy. I joke about Mia being a cop a lot because of how she does this...
Me:
Mia, whose child are you?? I do not know how I birthed a cop!
Greg:
Well, first of all.. you didn't...
Me:
SHE IS MY DAUGHTER WHO I BIRTHED FROM MY OWN BODY I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW!