Supreme Court Unanimously Gets  Thing ... Right?

That's one legal hurdle out of the way.

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With 300 Lawyers Watching Closely, Elon Musk Apologizes For Mocking Disabled Worker

Elon never read Vonnegut's 'The Gospel from Outer Space'.

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Oops, Small-Town Michigan Schools Forgot To Teach Deaf Kid For 12 Years, Now He Can't Communicate

There's a Supreme Court case, but it's not even about how to help him — yet.

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