If I am elected Mayor of Mastodon...
Anyone having a bad day will be given a weighted electric blanket, a kindle with their favorite book, and a button that electrocutes random Nazis and bigots.
Thank you for your vote.
If I am elected Mayor of Mastodon...
Anyone having a bad day will be given a weighted electric blanket, a kindle with their favorite book, and a button that electrocutes random Nazis and bigots.
Thank you for your vote.
Ko te Paraire tēnei! Hūrē. Nā wai te tui i tōku hāte? Nāku te tui i tōku hate! Tika nē! Kia pai te rā. #TeReoMāori #selfie #DirectEyeContact
It's Friday! Hooray. Who sewed my shirt? I sewed my own shirt! Right! Have a nice day.
Mōrena e te whānau. Ko te Tāite tēnei. He rangi kāpuapua i te rā nei. I ekea tōku pahikara e au ki te mahi. Nāku i mākū i te ua. #TeReoMāori #selfie #Tari #DirectEyeContact
Morning fam. This is Thursday. It's a cloudy day today. I rode my bike to work. I got wet from the rain.
#Selfie #DirectEyeContact Kāore au i eke i tōku pahikara i te rā nei.
I did not ride my bike today. #TeReoMāori