If I am elected Mayor of Mastodon...

Anyone having a bad day will be given a weighted electric blanket, a kindle with their favorite book, and a button that electrocutes random Nazis and bigots.

Thank you for your vote.

#selfie #directeyecontact

A few months ago, I destroyed my Twitter account. The new owner had just fired two-thirds of his employees for the specific purpose of working the remaining third to death, and I wasn't okay with that. So nowadays, I have a new account on Mastodon ("all tusk, no Musk"). The only weird thing is that the users there place photos under content warnings for ... direct eye contact. Violence I get, hard drugs, maaybe tobacco and pot, but direct eye contact? Well, I'll make sure this photo is properly labeled and obscured when I post it there.
CW: Direct Eye Contact, April 2023. Folding Sonar OneStep with Brooklyn Film Camera 600 conversion, on tripod with BFC cable release. Polaroid Color Frames 600 Film (8/22 batch). Manual focus with ruler.
#roidweek #roidweek2023 #polaroidweek #polaroidweek2023 #directeyecontact
#TeReoMāori #selfie #DirectEyeContact
Ko te Tūrei tēnei. Ko Ōrongonui o Te Ngahuru mā Tahi o Paengawhāwhā.
Kei te mau au i tōku teeny weeny beanie kikorangi!

Ko te Paraire tēnei! Hūrē. Nā wai te tui i tōku hāte? Nāku te tui i tōku hate! Tika nē! Kia pai te rā. #TeReoMāori #selfie #DirectEyeContact

It's Friday! Hooray. Who sewed my shirt? I sewed my own shirt! Right! Have a nice day.

Mōrena e te whānau. Ko te Tāite tēnei. He rangi kāpuapua i te rā nei. I ekea tōku pahikara e au ki te mahi. Nāku i mākū i te ua. #TeReoMāori #selfie #Tari #DirectEyeContact

Morning fam. This is Thursday. It's a cloudy day today. I rode my bike to work. I got wet from the rain.

#Selfie #DirectEyeContact Kāore au i eke i tōku pahikara i te rā nei.

I did not ride my bike today. #TeReoMāori

The tracksuit every kuia wants #LaurynHill #ootd Easter #fitcheck #selfie #DirectEyeContact