Well... DICK Durbin's voicemail boxes are all full. Wonder why that could be...

I hear he hasn't decided if he wants to run again in '26. I think everyone in Illinois needs to let him know loud and clear that it really is time to retire.

#Dick_durbin #Wanker

Justice Clarence Thomas's Billionaire Benefactor Tells Congress To Eat Sh*t

The whole point of paying a federal judge is that you get to decide the law, right?

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Welcome back welcome back welcome baaaack.

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A Former And Current Democrat Wrestle Against A Moral Universe

It's your unjust Sunday show rundown!

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Welcome back

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Fam, we are shook.

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I Peed My Pants One Too Many Times Until This Happened! Tabs, Fri., April 21, 2023

I ain't clicking that. Morning news roundup!

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Dianne Feinstein's Republican Colleagues So Sorry She's On Fire But Have No Piss To Give

And this should piss you off.

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