Aoibhe O'Sunlight π§ββοΈHi vampire hotline. Please leave your current location after the beep and lβIl be with you before you can hang up. #promptService #dialAVampire #vampire
@DXMacGuffin Please check the small print for the #dialAVampire service. Then feel free to taunt as much as you like, and Iβll play along.
@blackbatflower Donβt forget #dialAVampire your 4th emergency service.
I love meeting strangers, in secluded graveyards, for what I would refer to as 'speed dating'.
Got bit at 20 and have been #undeadAndLovingIt for the last 254 years. Former Miss #Undead (1887).
Only available on #mastodon because #TikTok presents me with certain no reflection based issues and posting my dinner is regarded as tasteless (or evidence).
Occasionally runs #DialAVampire the 4th emergency service.
I'm definitely not responsible for the #stilettoMurders.
Need your car pulled out of a ditch? Willing to loose a member of your family as payment? Yes? Excellent! #DialAVampire. #vampire #undeadAndLovingIt
Want to become a #vampire? Willing to stay off my turf? Happy not to become annoying and angst ridden? #DialAVampire. #undeadAndLovingIt
Afraid of vampires? Scared you'll meet one on a cold dark night? Remove the surprise - #dialAVampire. #vampire #undeadAndLovingIt
I'm really happy with my new #dialAVampire service. One quick phone call and I can book an appointment. I'm like the 4th emergency service. #vampire #undeadAndLovingIt