Where is the water? how to activate? ( u have 3 seconds ;)

Are there any blogs accounts collecting #baddesign #designfails for #train #plane #publictransport #bathroom #doorhandle #interfaces ? also #badarchitecture or # wegeleitsystem #presshere #confusing #sensorbullshit #wewantbuttons against #wtfdesign ?

I just spent approximately 4 hours walking through a furniture store looking at the same three corner sofas.

Why did it take 4 hours? Because technically it were twenty or thirty sofas, but they all looked so incredibly similar in design and "colour", they might as well have been three sofas.

Type 1: The "corner sofa" isn't an actual corner sofa with a backrest at two sides but one regular sofa with a built in ottoman. Yes, you get a thing resembling an L but it really just looks like someone tried to pull out the extra thing for a sleeping couch and stopped halfway.

Type 2: The corner sofa has a backrest at two sides but one side is still a built in ottoman. But at least it understood the assignment.

Type 3: The corner sofa has an ottoman on two sides and one of them or both have a small backrest suitable for sitting. It is only having a U shape instead of being a plain rectangle because they are huge af. Don't bother looking for a small sofa table for that though, the ottomans won't offer enough space for one.

They also all have an absurdly low backrest, but fret not, some have an extra headrest - build in or as an extra for an extra price. Others have big cushions you can rotate 45° and hope they are sturdy enough to make up for it.

There wasn't a single sofa, corner or otherwise, or even armchair, with an interesting pattern. One couch had two "colours", one on the top, one on the bottom, but the "colours" available were all gray. I would have been perfectly fine with the bottom combo being black, white or grey if the other half would have been red, purple or at least blue. But nope. Wasted potential.

One group of small leather sofas stood out as they looked like taken from an old vampire movie. They were amazing but sadly also small, not even a Type 1. Still mad respect for trying. (Yes, one of them had a small ottoman extension, of course.)

There were more colours among all the grey, beige, cream, more grey and black furniture than I expected, but half of them were shades of brown or darker beiges. Thing is, when you look them up online in their store, you see these colours are actually the only actual colour available next to half a dozen greys. I guess even the people in the store know this stuff is boring af and do their best to make the place look a bit more diverse, especially in the area with the newer and more expensive stuff.

So, of course you can order online instead, via that store or elsewhere, but guess what: Online only stores don't bother hiring extra drivers etc. they use regular local delivery services and they won't carry it into your appartment, unless you can book it as an extra but that doesn't seem to be a common extra.

You can also buy second hand, but you don't get it delivered anywhere, unless it's a store offering this as an extra, but that can cost a lot. Usually you drive to Average Joe with a car and hope your back won't snap in the process of getting it downstairs, into the car and upstairs later again.

A sofa is a thing adding a lot of quality of life to your place and quite an investment, especially in this economy. I saw price tags ranging from 750 € to 6000 €, the 750 € things being leftovers on sale, furniture that was on display etc. It's a disgrace you are bound to choose between basically dozens of the same three sofas that don't look particularly interesting in any way and maybe one rare outlier once in a blue moon.

And yet here we are, rotting away in a bland world because blandness is cheaper to design and produce, and if everyone does it, people have to buy this uninspired crap because there's nothing else left.

I hate everything about this "trend".

#Furniture #FurnitureDesign #Sofa #Couch #DesignFails #CapitalismSucks

✨🔍 Behold, the #StarFighter 16-Inch, a #laptop so cutting-edge it needs a GPS to navigate its own menu icons! 🤯 It's like Star Labs forgot what a coherent design is and just threw a keyboard at a website! 🚀💥
https://us.starlabs.systems/pages/starfighter #TechReview #CuttingEdge #DesignFails #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated
StarFighter 16-inch Linux Laptop

StarFighter is a 16-inch high-performance Linux laptop with 4K 120Hz display options, Intel Core Ultra or AMD Ryzen processors, coreboot and TCG Opal 2.0.

Star Labs®
The worst volume control UI in the world

A group of bored developers and designers has decided to start a thread on reddit to figure out who can come up with the worst volume…

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🖍️💻 ALERT: Keith has #Opinions about colors, because apparently, #CSS can't handle "Too Much Color" without imploding into a rainbow puddle of failure. 🚨🤦‍♂️ The real masterpiece here is his #minifier test suite—because what the world really needed was a Rube Goldberg machine for proving that "precise enough" still means completely unnecessary. 🎨🤔
https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/too-much-color/ #Color #RubeGoldberg #DesignFails #HackerNews #ngated
Too Much Color

I spent too much time looking at too many colo(u)rs to try and optimise them for csskit. Here are some interesting findings.

Keith Cirkel

This digital day clock has the very smooth input buttons on the back of the clock.
You get to see either the buttons or the display. [fume]
And I ain't even got peripheral neuralgia / numb fingers.
Inputting the correct tim & date is a yuck experience.

Hacked to increase touch sensations / useability.
Impossible for this to be specified when manufactured. /s
Dent put in centre button. Direction buttons slashed in direction.
#AssistiveDevices #DisabilityIndustry #DesignFails #DayClocks #Hacks

🤦‍♂️ Ah, the timeless art of taking every font on your computer and averaging them into one glorious monstrosity. No need for web searches or actual type design skills; just throw some #programming spaghetti at the wall and call it "generative typography." 🖥️✍️ Enjoy your perfectly mediocre Frankenstein font, if you dare! 🎨😂
http://iotic.com/averia/ #generativeTypography #fontDesign #humor #designFails #HackerNews #ngated
Avería – The Average Font

Drunk CSS

A decade ago, I was writing about how you should test your user interface on drunk people. It was a semi-serious idea. Some of your users will be drunk when using your app or website. If it is easy for them to use, then it should be easy for sober people to use. Of course, necking a few shots every time you update your website isn't great for your health - so is there another way? Click the "🥴 …

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🎨📏 Behold, the revolutionary Two Slice font: Because reading shouldn't be enjoyable, it's now possible to squint at text that mimics microscopic ants! 🐜🔍 Perfect for masochists who consider 2px tall fonts a design "breakthrough." 🙄🎉
https://joefatula.com/twoslice.html #TwoSliceFont #designFails #readabilityAnts #masochism #typography #HackerNews #ngated
Two Slice, a font that's only 2px tall

When you spend hours perfecting your 3D model, but the wood texture makes it look like a vintage video game. 🕹️ Who knew rendering could bring back the 90s nostalgia? #TextureTroubles #WoodTextures #DesignFails #3DModelingTips