An old ad clipping for a prank item.
It includes a cartoon of an angry looking middle-aged man in golf shorts, cleats, barely fitting t-shirt and baseball cap standing near a hole on a golf court, breaking a golf club over his knee, as two fellow golfers look at him with disgust and anger. In the top corner is a close-up of a hand tightening the bolt on a new stick being inserted in the club's iron.
It's accompanied by the ad's text:

«Mad, Mad, Mad Putter

The Greatest Golf Gag Ever!

Go ahead lose your "cool." Why hold it in after you've missed that 12-incher? Now you can break that blasted putter over your knee, get the frustration out of your system, and at the same time pull a heck of a gag on your partners. After you've staged your wild antics and your buddies are coming down on you, you simply reach into your bag, pull out a new wood shaft, replace the broken one in seconds - and you're ready to putt again. YOU FEEL BETTER. Your partners' reactions are unpredictable, but some of the ones we've seen include: shock; outrage, disgust; bewilderment. Then everything ends up with a good laugh. Each standard length putter has a professional head & grip. Packaged with 10 genuine beautifully finished wooden shafts. Additional shafts available. Sensational gift.

2968M. Mad, Mad Putter. $21.95»

C.C. @NoveltyBot

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8 panel comic by Garry Trudeau

Panel 1:

Teacher saying "Okay, let's be clear about the cause of the civil war..." while writing "Slavery" with chalk on a schoolboard.

Panel 2:

Teacher continues off-screen "It's cited in seven state declarations of secession!" while the panel focuses on 3 bored and dejected looking students, one of which is thinking "Hmm... Wonder if I should rat her out..."

Panel 3:

Teacher is now seen facing the classroom: ”Something else not in your new textbook..."
(Two years are written on the blackboard behind her, 1862 and 1863, along with some notes that are partially obscured by the teacher.)
"Nearly 100,000 white southerners volunteered to fight for the union!"

Panel 4:

Focus on the teacher:
"In fact, it was Alabama cavalry who flanked Sherman on his march through Georgia!"

Panel 5:

We now look at the still apathetic or disinterested looking classroom from behind the teacher as she continue:
"Unlike their neighbors, these men accepted Lincoln's free and fair election. They fought to preserve democracy!"

Panel 6:

Student 2: "Whoa. The never-Trumpers of their day."

Student 3: "Mrs. Johnson, this is Florida. Isn't it against the law to teach us the full story?"

Panel 7:

Teacher: "Sadly, yes."
Student 2: "Aren't you worried. Ma'am? What if someone turns you in?"

Panel 8:

Teacher: "Well, my husband's waiting outside in our truck."

Off-screen student: "Go now, ma'am! Before it's too late!"

Student 2: "Take I-95 North! Route 1's a mess!"

Student 3: "Text us when you make the border, okay?"
(Panel is signed "GB Trudeau".)

@counterpoint

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4 panel cartoon by Cassandra Calin, titled "What a millennial's mid-life crisis looks like"

  • A living room crowded with plants, with a person putting another plant onto the (also rather filled) window sill. The person looks quite content.
  • A person carrying a box with a brand new air-fryer. They look very happy with their purchase.
  • The same person running a half marathon. They look very exhausted, red in the face, and sweaty. Their legs are trembling from exertion. In the background amongst the cheering crowd, hand-held signs can be seen with "Let's Go!!!" and "Therapy was also an option".
  • The final frame has the same person in bed telling their partner "Let's go to Japan!"

Comic source: https://www.instagram.com/cassandracalin/p/C-Id2WhOFyr/?hl=en

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Cassandra Calin on Instagram: "What a millennial midlife crisis looks like. 🔗 Full comic on my profile & story ✨"

49K likes, 155 comments - cassandracalin on August 1, 2024: "What a millennial midlife crisis looks like. 🔗 Full comic on my profile & story ✨".

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One of my photos (and long description) made the annual report for an awesome nonprofit @Jillianmarisa and I support as Master Naturalists here in Missouri. Pretty cool to turn the page and see it. ❤️

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You're going to donate $5 to... women checks her cell phone? I'm... Not sure this is a worthy cause... That's basically laying in bed w/ @Jillianmarisa when we should be sleeping.

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If a film isn't intended to be a radio drama, it seems reasonable for viewers to expect on-screen visuals to be … y'know, like … *visible.*

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Also: I have NO idea why this happens, but different #streamingServices can also make a big difference in visual intelligibility.

I've watched The Finest Hours (2016) on multiple services. It takes place mostly in the dark on a stormy ocean. One service shows this as black on black movement. Another shows everything going on in these scenes, albeit in a dark environment.

2/x

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Nice to see that I am not alone in finding a LOT of modern visual media unintelligible due to how dark it is on the screen (visually, not necessarily emotionally).

This example from The Crown is excellent as it compares the modern re-creation vs the original broadcast.

#Protip: Enabling #DescribedMedia can make stories more intelligble than whatever is going on with modern directors/editors these days.

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