Global News: "... after a fatal shooting that left a man dead."

Uh, ya. That's what "fatal" means.

#DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment #redundancy #redundant #GlobalNews #Canada #language #WordsMeanThings

I got a feeling it will be delivered today.

#Redundancy #DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment #Today

From a jar of #tahini I bought today:

Ingredients: sesame seeds.
WARNING: contains: sesame seeds.

#redundant #DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment #warning #CaptainObvious #BlindingFlashOfTheObvious

»The provisioning of your request has been successfully provisioned.«

By the Department of Redundancy Department

Also good that it wasn’t unsuccessfully provisioned.

#DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment #corporatese #officialese

Listening to news from Ontario’s Chief Medical Officer of Health and, not for the first time, am asking, “Why?” What other kind of Chief Medical Officer would we have? Chief Medical Officer of Sushi? The “of Health” part seems unnecessary. #DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment #X