DaleHe's got a point. 😅
hostage or fur baby? #DemetriMartin
https://youtube.com/shorts/_4UHnCQB8GA
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HeatherTXThe worst kind of punishment? 😳
#DemetriMartin #humor
https://youtube.com/shorts/-_gvf3s5sJI?si=tUkeykE2HK_v7VKd
#DemetriMartin #humor
https://youtube.com/shorts/-_gvf3s5sJI?si=tUkeykE2HK_v7VKd
drawnonglass"Spacious, clean, cheap apartment available .. never. Good luck, dipshit" oh didn't know #DemetriMartin lived in #Somerville
oh interesting. If I post to #bluesky and then paste to #mastodon it removes the hashtags, but if I do the reverse, they're still there
JBRoss"If you really think about it, hitting the snooze button in the morning doesn't even make sense. It's like saying, 'I hate getting up in the morning' - so I do it over... and over... and over again." — Demetri Martin — — — #DemetriMartin #quote #quotes #snooze #wake #alarm #quip #rising #humor #humorous #funny
DeadlineComedian Demetri Martin Strikes Two-Special Deal With Netflix; First Hour, ‘Demetri Deconstructed,’ Premieres In April
#News #DemetriDeconstructed #DemetriMartin #Netflix #Premieredates #StandUpComedy
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"A know-it-all is a person who knows everything except for how annoying he is." — ​Demetri Martin — — — #DemetriMartin #quote #quotes #quip #knowitall #bore #annoy #bothersome #smartaleck #braggart #humor #humorous #funny #windbag
"Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store I just flip to the about the author section… I'm like, 'Done, next!'" — Demetri Martin — — — #DemetriMartin #quote #quotes #quip #book #autobiography #humor #humorous #joke #reading
MikkoThis reminds me about a #DemetriMartin joke.
"My friend has catlike reflexes.
He is not that fast, but sometimes just stands up without a reason and runs away from the room."