Sometimes I'll order some Scotch eggs to go at the English pub just so I'll have a reason to get up the next morning.

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Did you ever wonder that the adjective "inhuman" and the compound adjective "all-too-human" are synonymous?

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You know, when you really think about it, the song "I Took a Pill in Ibiza" is just the Millennials' version of the Baby Boomers' song "One Toke Over the Line".
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You can't always get what you want.
But if you try sometimes, you might find, you get credit for what Steve did at work.
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Sometimes I think that William Wallace was a multi-sided individual, but then I remember he was just drawn that way.
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Sometimes I watch American Ninja Warrior so that when the older contestants fall in the water, I can say "Don't feel bad. I couldn't do that shit, either."
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Sometimes I wonder if cats really do ask for Meow Mix by name, or whether they're just being...well, you know, like, cats.
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I've reflected upon this deeply, and I've come to the conclusion that it's totally OK to kink shame an AI chatbot for the content it generates.
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