Upon deep reflection, I firmly believe that my parents made us play cribbage just so they could say "His Nibs" whenever they had the Jack of the same suit as the starter card.
Of course, me mum was a Brit, so it's not a stretch....
Hmmm.
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Wouldn't it be funny if Billy Crudup was a stage name, and the actor's real name was John Robert Sheridan?

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Sometimes I'll order some Scotch eggs to go at the English pub just so I'll have a reason to get up the next morning.

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Did you ever wonder that the adjective "inhuman" and the compound adjective "all-too-human" are synonymous?

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You know, when you really think about it, the song "I Took a Pill in Ibiza" is just the Millennials' version of the Baby Boomers' song "One Toke Over the Line".
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You can't always get what you want.
But if you try sometimes, you might find, you get credit for what Steve did at work.
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Sometimes I think that William Wallace was a multi-sided individual, but then I remember he was just drawn that way.
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Sometimes I watch American Ninja Warrior so that when the older contestants fall in the water, I can say "Don't feel bad. I couldn't do that shit, either."
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Sometimes I wonder if cats really do ask for Meow Mix by name, or whether they're just being...well, you know, like, cats.
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