Also, new pope is 69 years old.

#pope #deadpope #nice

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I did not pick a US Pope.. I thought for certain they'd go with an Italian, because that tends to be the pattern in times of global upheaval.

I think that this is a offer at appeasing Trump and an attempt to keep US Catholics settled with the amount of accelerationism happening there.

#pope #deadpope

Just a little Sunday afternoon viewing... nothing too politically relevant

#conclave #deadpope #pope #film #movie

Hey, remember like a couple of months ago when the Pope used slurs to refer to lgbtiqa+ people (again) and told his cardinals that queer people should never be allowed to become priests? Or like a year ago when he talked about "gender ideology" being "the ugliest danger of our time"?

Yeah, I remember.

#pope #deadpope #TheOnlyGoodPope

I've been threatened with eternal torment in the burning fires of hell an inordinate number of times in the last 12 hours.

#pope #deadpope

- Trisha Paytas was pregnant when Queen Elizabeth shook hands with Liz Truss (an elected conservative who tanked the UK economy). Then Queen Elizabeth died.

- Trisha Paytas is pregnant again, and the Pope just shook hands with JD Vance (an elected conservative who tanked the US economy). Then the Pope died.

I don't know how, but Trisha Paytas is OBVIOUSLY a necromancer collecting the souls of heads of state via conservative world leaders handshakes and her uterus is a phylactery..

#pope #deadpope

So, popes just rise again in 3 days, right? And if he sees his shadow we get 6 more weeks of winter?

#pope #deadpope

Let the Smoke Watch begin! #DeadPope #NewPope

My bets are on it being a guy over 50.

Dead Pope Hammer would make a brilliant name for a rock band…

#DeadPopeHammer #SilverHammer #DeadPope #Unverified

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/hammer-time/

I would like to commemorate the #DeadPope by talking about my Grandpa, because the pope always reminded me of him.

Not in a good way.

- Grandpa was a devout Lutheran who, like Benny, still held a grudge about the #Reformation.
- Grandpa fought in WWII, and fought against Joseph Ratzinger's #HitlerYouth unit.

So in honor of my Grandpa, have a drink to commemorate the dead pope, who if there is a god, is this very night burning 🔥 in the same circle of hell as #PiusXII.