When you die, people cry and beg for you to come back…. But when you do, there’s all the running and screaming…

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"Why couldn't the zombie get a date?

Because he was always falling to pieces!

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he didn't have a body to go with him! 💀🎉

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