Ari "Second Breakfast" JacksonToday's "shoefie" to my BFF and my accompanying texts. Our topics of conversation today so far have been the Barbie movie, salt mines, gas fires, and caves -- which naturally also led to Star Trek bc we are big nerds.
I swear this is me au naturale. No caffeine. Just my weird brain awash in a mishmash of obscure cultural references that are usually only funny to me.
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Me: I am so tired of pants manufacturers figuring that if you're stout about the tum, you must also be eight feet tall. I love the fabric of these pants but Jesus. I am not an Amazon.
Also me: Me want snu snu! Out me way!
Also also me: This is why "capri" pants are normal-length pants for me. I. AM. SHORT. AND. STOUT.
I am a little teapot!
Me once more: Yes that is the front of my pants. Not the back! My shoes are hidden! The pants are voluminous!
BFF: The pants being that big and long is the style, you know!
