SNL Dropped A Humiliating AND ...
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>> #MikePence to receive #JFK #ProfileInCourage Award…
#Pence did have the courage to call #DanQuayle under pressure from #CoupKluxKlan, even though he did not have the courage to use the #25thAmendment.
Parody #AI voiceover of rapist tru mp talking to former USA president Obama. Obama laughs. Other former POTUS ignore the orange traitor. Actual video from the Pres Carter funeral service.
January 2025.
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#comedy credit: talbertswan
#usapolitics #BlackMastodon #JimmyCarter #PresidentCarter #Obama #AlGore #GeorgeWBush #KamalaHarris #HillaryClinton #BillClinton #DanQuayle #BarackObama
@SueDiOh Yes! A close high school friend showed off Pittsburgh years and years ago. Guess they needed to compete with the giant Campbell’s Tomato Soup. Between ketchup and Campbell’s and Ragu and Pizza Hut and burger toppings and Shakshouka and seafood cocktail and chef salads and BLT’s we really get our fruit intake up. #DanQuayle
NOW I’m hungry. Might have to poach some eggs. And check on the bacon supply.
Trump practically is bacon. And his hair is the fluorescent cheese.
Christian nation, make us all right
Put us through the filter, and make us pure and white
My mind has wandered from the flock, you see
And the flock has wandered away from me
Let's talk of family values while we sit and watch the slaughter
Hypothetical abortions on imaginary daughters
The white folks think they're at the top; ask any proud white male
A million years of evolution, we get Danny Quayle
From "Insanity" by Oingo Boingo, written by Danny Elfman 1994
#DanQuayle was the #JDVance of the day. We were scared that something would happen to President #GeorgeHWBush so that he would take over. Now what if Trump wins and then... oh perish the thought!
🍸 Thoughts:
#MAGAGOP should NEVAH even breathe the word, #VicePresident
err, #MikePence #SarahPalin #DanQuayle #MrPotato(e)head and the #SprioAgnew.
#pence only did the right thing, at the last moment because HE was under threat.
We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
-- Dan Quayle
Attached: 1 image The National Archives has written some "Dear Ex" letters. (Limerick) http://www.madkane.com/madness/2023/01/26/national-archives-limerick/ #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompts #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting #MicroPoetry #Writing #WritingCommunity #PoetryCommunity #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #NationalArchives #NationalSecurity #Politics #USPolitics #Classified #ClassifiedDocuments
So, who is going search #GeorgeBush’s and #DickCheney’s house for classified documents? And what about #DanQuayle for that matter?
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1618031154073931783?s=61&t=tLpjEM2RmR7NotR-XD2ZWg