Mastodawn

Who does makes the bigger mess? My wife said she has to think about it for a while. 😂

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Telling my children I love them isn't a habit. It is my constant reminder to them that they are the best thing that has ever happened to me.

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Jason Poland 14h ago

"You had a treehouse, Son, and my house is a tree." 🐿️
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JoBolt Store 1d ago

Building a boot empire by day, terrorizing my children with dramatically sad classical music by night. 😀..This is the real family life behind Jo-Bolt Store! (Don't worry, my taste in European leather is much better than my accordion skills). 🥾💥 #FamilyBusiness #BehindTheScenes #JoBoltStore #dadlife

Jason Poland 1d ago

It's like the Truman Show for ants, Son.
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BabyYumYum 1d ago

Becoming a dad is equal parts magic and panic 👶🤍.
No one prepares you for the sleepless nights, the questions, or the pressure to 'just know what to do.'

Expert paediatrician Dr Maraschin shares what first-time fathers actually go through in those early days💙

Read more 🔗 :https://zurl.co/5T0u5

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Joshua Byrd 1d ago

I've been a bit absent on here due to a lot going on but I wanted to share the latest in #DadLife adventures. My daughter used too much toilet paper and blocked the toilet and so I went out of the room to boil some water to try and unblock it because that's what worked last time and so I come back in and she is on the toilet again. Apparently she was busting and just did a giant poo in the blocked up toilet (ps. we have a 2nd toilet downstairs) and so now it's even more blocked up with a giant poo on top. Anyway, this is maybe a story I bring out at her 18th or something wow. Just wow. 🫠