“Volta beans, yg'naiilh ... thuflu-thkh'niz'gha… Uzot… the boars that moan in the bones of moonlight” muttered the evil leader. “This is… I heard a strange story. I don’t want to tell you what happened to us, but I don’t want to keep it a secret either. I don’t know if we like the veil of secrecy and the shadows of the sand woven shoes.” Hasina said, “This is a chocolate we are discussing,” but the man did not deny it and struck her.

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Once a young woman came to a rock cave. His hippie was flourishing, and dark hair surrounds his face with plenty of curls.

“Dad,” he said, “My soul will fanne for happiness. I am young and I know that there is a great happiness for me. But It constantly escapes me, and life is poor and poor. I I see my happiness far away and I know if I could achieve It, it would all become different. The poor life would become great, It's rich and wonderful. Father, I have prayed to the Holy Virgin, to Him, who is a woman to listen to my desire for heart, but He won't do it. And now my longing is so great that it consumes My power. Father, what shall I do to achieve happiness?”

The sheriff replied: “What seems to you is happiness can be achieved It is only that you or someone else wrong. But What is overcome with wrongness cannot be achieved, thankfully. Therefore your You must give up what you have for happiness.”

Sweat, sun—
a lion in the air
butterfly flies to the ground
the tree does not die from lack of clarity

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Look -
you see his face
white chicken
the setting sun is mourning
tears of sand in the wind.

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Published in The Journal of The Paranormal Dadaist Review

Here’s the story. His mother sent Kai a photo of a group of men who looked like a cult, doing magic. And the scariest thing is the long arms that hug you. This is amazing. They sent roses going to followers of dead Magnani. Look at Magnani. This is actually a cartoon cow! They used Kai. Kai will do it. No one wise would lie about getting free ice cream on Cream of Corn Day. We somehow integrate them into our database. Groups of Magnani alien spectres in mauve jumpers… First this. Little aliens. Little aliens. Bones was already ahead of Kai. No pests, Ogopogo Anguila peluda- like Abigail’s feet. Abigail’s feet. Weeping feet. Codalupe’s big eyes eat the night sky. There are many that look like aliens, even very big ones. This is amazing! Katie, Regina’s daughter, saw them moving in Kai’s photo of the painting, the spirit turtle world spread ghosts. Ghosts. There are a lot of them. Sleep and meditation. Sleep and meditation. They took Tynan’s phantasm. The antennae apparition look small. He sleeps little and works little. Mauve. Ghosts. Chrysalis tubers’ automatism anomalies. Bilge cups. Remote viewing mugs.

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I put your account through multiple translations, and then back into English. I don't know why, perhaps it was my medication.  

A disguised man and a black and white dog fall to the ground nearby.

Tired people, oh my god, what kind of dog is this?

The man shouts, "I don't know. Are you a Welsh Corgi?"

Tired people, this is not a real place.

Me: Especially on the street.

Weak person: My friend. Exactly. That's the "basic" when walking a dog.

A few minutes later, a man dressed as the Easter Bunny walks in and wishes Christmas.

Tired friends. I'm on vacation. What's going on?

Say goodbye to the Easter Bunny.

Tired, eyes closed, mouth open, loss of reality.

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We all share a nightmare story.
The headless robot willingly tried to figure out how much oxygen is left in the dying car. He was in hell. Breathing heavily, Zero was scared. So many Sadducheeses, and no gerbil access too! Email address restored metamorphosis to the third tally-ho reincarnation.

We’re Fat Blood Mints. Shared breathing masks the fear of water, which is a boon to pride. We all agreed. Each body of water has a unique chemical composition. Look at the world and turn your eyes back to the sea. The world is a statue of a headless god. When you look back at the world, it is the light that appears to you. The problem is God. The Earth, the first victim of false beliefs, and pepper flapjacks with pickled beets. Don't let the beets catch you crying at the Pantaloon Pantomime BBQ.

A diing is all getting in the side-floor.

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Mushrooms growing on trees are clearly visible to bees in the sky. There are stars there too. Mushrooms are different from stars in the sky where there is honey. There are no people on the road. The sun sets - solitude walks down the road.
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The storm causes generators to shut down and cause sparky sparkles - rats were like dirt eating aluminum bridges, flying on blue metal waterfalls, sunsets over trash dragons, lions, mud valleys, rivers and clear lakes. Competitive staves grew the closest dog to a spa crab - a feature of thespian soap. This solution works well with remote mind control and asphalt vests. With the exception of the shallow seas, only squid and oysters made the top five floors. It’s flat out in the wide gloom, but the only contraception they sell is weed, and bananas are hard to chew. Finally, the dogs. Finally, the dogs. Colourful puppets representing horses, bingo, and bobonik - like a government of brainless baboons using wooden microscopes to look for Uranus and Pluto. Colour work - Life, boat, sky, beat, power, height. Instead, do people paint trains? The display is an monkey's electronic epithalamion onion. The dog box bobo-tox ghasel. Is culture dead? Is culture dead as a seaweed dog? Across the thick layer of plaster, distinct shapes like banana peels and eye tongues appeared above trees and bushes, juxtaposed with elegant prolepsis dancers against a dim moon backdrop. The storm caused the horse to belch like an elephant playing the chrome tuba of despair. Gather ye rosebuds while ye may. Sale Ends Tuesday!

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