"What's wrong?"
"Oh, it's that stupid dating app. I keep getting hit on by people who just see me as some sort of sex object."
"What do you say in your profile?"
"I talk about my hobbies, and the fact that I'm drug and disease free."
"Can I see?"
"Have at it. [Passes the phone.]"
"Hmm.... yes... I see. You meant to indicate that you are drug and disease free, but look here. You did not write DDF."
"Shit! I wrote DTF! "
(For those not on the up and up with the lingo: DTF = down to fuck.)