Devin Pike :bona fide:Thank you, Vague Metaphorical Fortune Cookie. #DPtoots
I have a specific question for the folks who are:
* Over 45;
* Either divorced, or single after ending a long-term relationship, and;
* Single at this moment
Does the feeling that you will actually die alone ever go away enough where it doesn’t feel like existential dread each morning when you look at that spot in your bed that isn’t you?
For Bonus Gold Stars - Do you look at how you’ve fucked up past relationships and wonder if you missed the boat?
Picking up a sinus infection post-op was the purest form of adding insult to injury. Antibiotics are doing their job, and I’m happy to be breathing again. Follow up visit tomorrow, and then I’ll hopefully be given the green light to talk again. #DPtoots #FuckCancer #StillHereBitches
Relationship Irritant No. 8:
Opening a can of soda, taking two sips, then leaving the rest to go flat on a table / counter.
Dammit, that stuff costs money!
It’s weird how much I forget how amazing this feels - when I used to crave being in the sunshine so much. Now it feels like cave dwelling - being indoors - is my preferred mode, and it just isn’t so. #Sunshine #WasntItFreezing48HoursAgo #Austin #DPtoots
* I. Am. Tired.
#ProofOfLife See, I am getting out of the apartment. Might try the parking lot next. #DPtoots #Austin #SelfCare
One hour. I slept for ONE HOUR, woke up inexplicably, and now have been unable to get back for two hours. If I take anything to fall back asleep, my morning will be shot … though, likely, no worse than if I just stay awake through the remainder of the night.
This episode of Sleep Calculus has been brought to you by “absolutely no one.” #DPtoots
“Historians are going to have a hard time explaining -“
Lemme stop you right there. Unless you’re @StevenBeschloss, I sincerely doubt ANY historian has the wherewithal to put the last decade in an understandable context.
#DPtoots #wtfjustwtf