Soooooo, have a wild guess who has to high tail it to an nearby embassy, because they packed the leftover picnic into the same bag as where they stored their passport and then forgot all about it ...
The leftover pate, melted in the hot sun, leaked and dripped into the plastic bag I store my passport in and stewed/soaked/marinated for two days.
I can get a temp passport by Wednesday but since it's high season of people travelling and forgetting that their passport have an expiry date, where they last stored in a safe place or washed it in pate grease, it might take 3 weeks before I get a new passport.






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