🦩💅 LISTEN UP, CYBER WEIRDOS 💅🦩
It’s your girl Sasha the Dancing Flamingo, freshly back from strutting her feathers at BSidesLuxembourg and BSidesLeeds, and let me tell you — I am still flying high from those amazing vibes! 💖✨

Now it's Chicago's turn to bring the 🔥.

🎟️ Tickets for BSidesChicago 2025 drop JULY 1ST
💖 General Admission: $20
📚 Student Price: $10 (with ID, of course — we don’t do floppy standards)

💣 BUT on Sept 1, prices go up $10 — and if you miss that early bird magic, I will judge you silently while sipping sparkling water and flexing my limited-edition socks.

🗓️ Oct 31 – Workshops (pricing TBA — these instructors are rockstars, ok?)
🗓️ Nov 1 – Main Event: Talks, Villages, CTFs, Chaos, and ME

🎁 And yes, there will be Sasha-themed socks. VERY limited. No reruns. No reorders. You know what to do.

🦩 Join the Flamingo Uprising.
💃 Save yourself $10.
👾 Get the ticket. Strut the strut. Be legendary.

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