Here is another BSides Luxembourg 2026 announcement!

๐Ÿ’ป ๐—ฆ๐—˜๐—–๐—จ๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—ง๐—ฌ ๐—œ๐— ๐—ฃ๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—ฆ๐—ฆ ๐—ž๐—”๐—ฅ๐—”๐—ข๐—ž๐—˜๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿ”ฅโœจ - Kirils Solovjovs ( @k )

Think you can bluff your way through a security talk with zero prep? Now is your chance! At Security Impress Karaoke, you'll be handed a totally random, security-themed slide deck youโ€™ve never seen before and have just 3 minutes to present it like a pro. This is all about having fun, thinking fast, and impressing the crowd with your creativity and/or chaos. Come take the podium and letโ€™s see what youโ€™ve got!

Kirils Solovjovs is Latviaโ€™s top white-hat hacker and IT policy activist with 10+ years in offensive security and command-line mastery.

๐Ÿ“… Conference Dates: 6โ€“8 May 2026 | 09:00โ€“18:00
๐Ÿ“ 14, Porte de France, Esch-sur-Alzette, Luxembourg
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Tickets: https://2026.bsides.lu/tickets/
๐Ÿ“… Schedule Link: https://pretalx.com/bsidesluxembourg-2026/schedule/

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