Here is another BSides Luxembourg 2026 announcement!

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Think you can bluff your way through a security talk with zero prep? Now is your chance! At Security Impress Karaoke, you'll be handed a totally random, security-themed slide deck you’ve never seen before and have just 3 minutes to present it like a pro. This is all about having fun, thinking fast, and impressing the crowd with your creativity and/or chaos. Come take the podium and let’s see what you’ve got!

Kirils Solovjovs is Latvia’s top white-hat hacker and IT policy activist with 10+ years in offensive security and command-line mastery.

πŸ“… Conference Dates: 6–8 May 2026 | 09:00–18:00
πŸ“ 14, Porte de France, Esch-sur-Alzette, Luxembourg
🎟️ Tickets: https://2026.bsides.lu/tickets/
πŸ“… Schedule Link: https://pretalx.com/bsidesluxembourg-2026/schedule/

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