An app asks:

"What feature would you like us to implement next?"

You can answer now, or choose "maybe later."

Listen, I'm not in a mood to answer your stupid survey. I picked maybe later, but next time it comes up, I'm going to pick one of these features for you to implement:

* farts
* dildos
* barfing hamsters
* you giving me a million dollars
* etc...

When you shove surveys down your users' throats, don't be surprise if you get crap in return.

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