@paul The entire American advertising industrial complex should be fed into a high-tempature incinerator...
@paul @fleur_de_LA @SecularJeffrey
Oh!!! 3 new life goals!
1. Have a park bench with a sign like that in my "honor."
2. Buy, build, or steal a device that shoots oranges.
3. Get banned from the same park for shooting oranges at people!
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"Get Off My Lawn" Dept (continued)
I'm a little touchy about people blocking my drive way, even partially.
And I've had questionable vehicles park there before. Looks to them like nobody is home.
π€ I don't think I'm being to grumpy about stuff like this. At least, I hope I'm not.
#OldPeopleOfMastodon
#Curmudgeon
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"Get Off My Lawn" Dept
Woke up to find a pickup towing a two-door Honda (with racing fin) parked in front of my house. Out of state plates. Also partially blocking my driveway and the fire hydrant at the corner.
Wentout , took some photos. One guy in the drivers seat of the pickup. Asked why he was parked in front of my house. Think he said it was the street (hard to hear, it's very windy).
He left shortly after.
#OldPeopleOfMastodon
#Curmudgeon
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Tried to buy college baseball tickets today. They're cheap ($7) but... require use of the Ticketmaster app!
Jeezus. How about NO?
I'm old enough to remember walking up to college baseball games and just sitting in the bleachers for free. What's the world coming to, I ask ya.
#curmudgeon #curmudgeonpower
#modernsoftware #fuckyou
something to freak out the zoomers with - from about 1950 through to somewhere in the 2000s, video and audio were ALWAYS IN SYNC except for accidents
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