Oh No, '70s Feminism Is Back To Change Spelling Of 'Women' And Enforce Universal Pantsuit-Wearing

Chris Rufo has a new red meat, it is lady meat.

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Ted Cruz Investigating Bud Light For Felony Nice To Trans Lady

Your taxpayer dollars at work!

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'Moms For Liberty' Now Against Mother's Day

Also: the chemtrails.

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Texas School District Cancels Field Trip, Protects Kids From GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY 'James And The Giant Peach'

It's the eggplants you have to look out for.

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A Love Note To Our Trans Friends And Babies, From Yr Wonkette

Who loves you, baby?

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Republicans Decide Banning Books Too Slow, Now Banning Libraries Instead

OK, defunding them, but why not dream big?

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Without Charming Old-Time Racism, Agatha Christie Novels Now Just Wokedunnits

Oh no, there goes Western Literature again.

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Proposed Florida Textbooks Won't Say Why Rosa Parks Stayed Seated. Maybe She Was Stubborn, Who Knows?

She probably should've taken an Uber.

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Red States About Five Minutes Away From Legalized Lynching Of Trans People

It's bad.

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Woke NTSB Says 'Overheated Wheel Bearing' Derailed Train, Doesn't Even Call Secretary Mayor Pete Gay

Hazardous chemicals, toxic masculinity.

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