And he found a crooked sixpence / Upon a crooked stile. / He bought a crooked cat / And it caught a crooked mouse / And they all lived together in a little crooked house."
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#Canterbury #crookedhouse #kent
Oh, here's some more about the shonky arsonists who destroyed The Crooked House.
"Pictures on social media showed Mrs Taylor driving a Bentley, flying first class and posing outside the seven-star Burj Al Arab hotel in Dubai."
Classy.
Not.
I'm sure that the shonky property developer sharks who burned the protected historical pub, The Crooked House, to the ground will be heartened by this news. The arsonist couple, Adam and Carly Taylor, are trying to wriggle out of a court order to rebuild what they vandalised on the night of 5 August 2023.
That's not how it works, you shonky, arsonist, vandalistic property developer sharks. Same place, same pub. Same. And fuck your skanky exclusive property development ideas.
Otherwise we all know exactly how this will go down. You build & sell your tacky new houses on the land, hide the proceeds, declare bankrupcy and, oops, sorry, can't rebuild the listed building we torched then bulldozed.
Utter bastards.
Bet they vote Tory.
#crookedhouse #PropertySpeculation
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/crooked-house-rebuild-original-new-location-himley-dudled-wonkiest-pub/
More on the Crooked House rebuild from The Guardian.
I think that the assholes that contracted the demolition workers, then set light to it, then moved in with the bulldozers *in that order*, should be forced to build another facility next door where they sit in the stocks every weekend between 9 and 11 pm where pissed-up customers from the rebuilt pub can pelt them with fresh dogshit. Forever.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/mar/03/crooked-house-pub-rebuild-is-it-possible