"I tried waiting. It's been 20 years."
https://piefed.social/c/historymemes/p/2014110/i-tried-waiting-it-s-been-20-years
"Well, the Emperor only punishes people for legitimate corruption... and I AM legitimately corrupt, so..."
"NOT EVEN A DOG WILL SURVIVE"
https://piefed.social/c/historymemes/p/1977331/not-even-a-dog-will-survive
Gotta respect a woman who knows what she wants!
https://piefed.social/c/historymemes/p/1946344/gotta-respect-a-woman-who-knows-what-she-wants
Those mintworkers had guts in defending their right to steal, I'll give them that