#Nope... #NothingHappened...
#OhDear... #HowSad... #Nevermind...
#OpenLetter...
#DearHMGovernment in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom...
Your #CrisisResponseService doesn't #Work
You should #FixThat... #AtYourOwnExpense
#HaveANiceDay and tell #KingChuckieCheese not to #EatAllTheCheese...
#PSiReN-Group
#PS: We're #FunnierThanHitler...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingPostSundayNapNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with a #ThisArmageddonBritain #Update...
#TheLatest #CrisisResponseService in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom doesn't #Work...
#NothingHappened and #TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I all #SleptThrough #Today's #Armageddon; because #SundayNaps...
There could well be #AnotherArmageddon #Tomorrow...
#WhoKnows... #NoOneCares...
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