They got a little more pump and dump in their pump and dump scheme than they bargined for. #CrimeaRiver

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:l26fmyyykihpr5bxuweraepd/post/3lkym6xrqe22f

I think this will be filed in the #CrimeaRiver category.

Hey everyone, just wanted to let you know that we're working really hard, helping to hunt down war criminal Vladimir Putin. It's not like we have anything better to do, right? We're just sitting around twiddling our thumbs, so we might as well spend our time looking for a guy who's been accused of ordering the invasion of Ukraine and the annexation of Crimea. We love a good manhunt, and who doesn't want to be a part of bringing a notorious dictator to justice?

So, if you see Putin out and about, be sure to give us a call. We'll drop everything and come running to help you apprehend him. After all, that's what we're here for, right? And who knows,maybe we'll even get a medal out of this whole thing.

#PutinsManhunt #CrimeaRiver #FBItotheRescue #Allinadayswork #WarCriminalWhackamole