We now have a new version of "in Minecraft." "If I were Iran,"
We now have a new version of "in Minecraft." "If I were Iran,"
Streamer Politicians
No credentials, no qualifications, just a live stream of everything that isn’t classified. “Hey chat, these guys just said some wild shit about foreign policy. Is that legit? Lawyers in the chat, what should I say?” Every citizen can join the chat, decisions are based on polls. I foresee equal parts “Whip ur dik out” and “Bring up the provisions of Ch. 4 Subsection III, highlight the intersection of Art. VI with Johnson v. Hackensak” Not ideal, obviously, but compared to the current state of things? Could definitely be worse. Why not, at this point? At least it’s transparent.
McDonalds shpuld bring back szechuan sauce
But only for 1 day. Don’t announce it ahead of time. Instead, people just show up, and see banners saying “Back in stock, Szechuan Sauce!!!” But you only see that banner if you go inside. No promotion. No social media. No mention of any kind besides a single banner at the ordering counter. Then tweet about it the NEXT day. After it’s gone.
China should demand the right to openly sell fentanyl within the borders of the UK. If the UK refuses, they should declare war to force open Britain's ports.
A Green Day themed pâtisserie called "Sometime I Give Myself the Crêpes"