And, in a #TOTP bonus "gag" i've waited years to post, tonight's closer:

"The one and only" - Adora from She-Ra

It is, isn't it?

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Ah, go on then.

What's the difference between Tight Fit and Tottenham Hotspur?

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Emergency joke change!

Oh say, what’s the difference between Wolverhampton Wanderers and a square?

“I don’t know. What is the difference between Wolverhampton Wanderers and a square?”

A square has four points.

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Oh say, what’s the difference between Wolverhampton Wanderers and a triangle?

“I don’t know, what is the difference between Wolverhampton Wanderers and a triangle?”

A triangle has three points.

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It becomes a laughing stock
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