Bonus #DadJoke
Farmer: I bought a new horse.
Tourist: Do you plan to race him?
Farmer: No. He's much faster than I am.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJokes #Signs #SignFail #SignFails #Cowstodon #CowsOfMastodon #Cows #Cow
"A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. It's where the cows have public LED lighting."
Meet cow 6780 enjoying her publicly funded lamppost.
And meet lampost #1! It's an LM ST V NICOLE WHITE MOONLIGHT
So natural.
If you're annoyed by my #VisitHoevelaken megathread you'll be happy to know tomorrow I'll be staying somewhere else.
That said. Get ready for the Klein-Oekel megathread...
There were birds swooping over the herd, presumably catching the insects disturbed by the movements of the cows.
#OnlineDemo von #PROVIEH e.V.:
https://www.provieh.de/2026/05/mitmachen-bei-unserer-online-demo-am-10-juli-2026/
Mach mit bei der Online-Demo am Tag der Kuh, 10.07.2026!
So nimmst Du teil:
1. Erstelle einen Beitrag zum dringend nötigen Verbot der Anbindehaltung von Rindern:
2. Werde kreativ! (Details und Ideen teilen wir rechtzeitig vorab.)
3. Poste Deinen Beitrag direkt am 10. Juli 2026 auf den sozialen Medien mit:
· dem Namen Deiner Kuh
· der Forderung “Anbindehaltung abschaffen!”
· den Hashtags: #LasstDieKuhLos und #AnbindehaltungBeenden
3. Markiere das BMLEH.
4. Teile direkt und gerne auch mehrmals den Aufruf zur Demo in Berlin am 10. Oktober, Pariser Platz 1 um 12 Uhr.
#Tierschutz #Rinder #cowsOfMastodon #AnbindehaltungBeenden #LasstDieKuhLos #savethedate #animalwelfare #BMLEH
And for fun I looked up the oldest photo I've taken on a May 14th and found this one from 24 years ago. This was basically the view I had from my apartment at the time.
Antoinne Sterk
AnneTheWriter
Timo Kramer
Pepijn
𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝙹𝚎𝚜𝚜
Herisson Rose
pawr
weit_im_westen
Yudderick & Co.