Your own personal dingus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own personal dingus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there
- Personal Dingus by Depeche Mode

#PersonalJesus #DepecheMode #dingus #CorruptedLyrics

All nylon
All nylon
All nylon
All nylon
Oh, yeah
- All Nylon by Lionel Richie

#AllNightLong #LionelRichie #music #CorruptedLyrics

Monopolis
Il n'y aura plus d'étranglés
On sera tous des étranglés
Dans les rues de Monopolis

#Starmania #Monopolis #CorruptedLyrics

I want to know what lava is.
I want you to show me.
- Foreigner

#Foreigner #IWantToKnowWhatLoveIs #lava #CorruptedLyrics

Qui a eu cette idée folle
Un jour d'inventer l'école?
C'est ce sacré Scrameustache
Sacré Scrameustache

#Scrameustache #FranceGall #SacréCharlemagne #CorruptedLyrics

"Oh, I, I just pooped in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said
I just pooped in your arms tonight"
- (I Just) Pooped in Your Arms by Cutting Crew

Lest anyone think that "pooping in someone's arms" is a ludicrous proposition, my relatives used to tell the tale of a baby who pooped in my aunt's arms at someone baptismal.

#poop #CorruptedLyrics

Here comes the fart, doodoodoodoo
Here comes the fart
And I say, "It's alright"
- Here Comes the Fart by The Beatles

#farts #Beatles #HereComesTheSun #CorruptedLyrics

You can't always burp what you want
You can't always burp what you want
But if you try sometimes
You puke what you need

#puke #RollingStones #CorruptedLyrics #burp

Big man, pig man, I shall ride you all, woo!
You well-heeled big wheel, I shall ride you all
And when your hand is on your heart

#PigsThreeDifferentOnes #PinkFloyd #music #CorruptedLyrics

Muppet Man, by Elton John

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a muppet man
Muppet man burnin' out his fuse up here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a muppet man
Muppet man burnin' out his fuse up here alone

(And now someone tells me that they did just this in The Muppets.)

#EltonJohn #RocketMan #muppet #CorruptedLyrics