I want to know what lava is.
I want you to show me.
- Foreigner

#Foreigner #IWantToKnowWhatLoveIs #lava #CorruptedLyrics

"Oh, I, I just pooped in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said
I just pooped in your arms tonight"
- (I Just) Pooped in Your Arms by Cutting Crew

Lest anyone think that "pooping in someone's arms" is a ludicrous proposition, my relatives used to tell the tale of a baby who pooped in my aunt's arms at someone baptismal.

#poop #CorruptedLyrics

Here comes the fart, doodoodoodoo
Here comes the fart
And I say, "It's alright"
- Here Comes the Fart by The Beatles

#farts #Beatles #HereComesTheSun #CorruptedLyrics

You can't always burp what you want
You can't always burp what you want
But if you try sometimes
You puke what you need

#puke #RollingStones #CorruptedLyrics #burp

Big man, pig man, I shall ride you all, woo!
You well-heeled big wheel, I shall ride you all
And when your hand is on your heart

#PigsThreeDifferentOnes #PinkFloyd #music #CorruptedLyrics

Muppet Man, by Elton John

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a muppet man
Muppet man burnin' out his fuse up here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a muppet man
Muppet man burnin' out his fuse up here alone

(And now someone tells me that they did just this in The Muppets.)

#EltonJohn #RocketMan #muppet #CorruptedLyrics

My girl is really farty all the time
Farty all the time
Farty all the time
My girl is really farty all the time
Farty all the time
She farts all the time

#EddieMurphy #PartyAllTheTime #CorruptedLyrics #music

Sweet gnome Alabama....

#SweetHomeAlabama #CorruptedLyrics #gnomes

Passe-Montagne aime les papillons
Les souliers neufs et les beaux étrons

#CorruptedLyrics #PassePartout #étron