Tesla shareholders just approved a compensation plan that could make Elon Musk the world's first trillionaire. The catch? An $8.5T market cap and selling a million humanoid robots, among other 'minor' tasks.

All while Tesla's facing tumbling profits and multiple investigations. What's the most outlandish goal you've ever been set?

Read more: https://www.engadget.com/tesla-shareholders-approve-elon-musks-1-trillion-compensation-package-233217531.html?src=rss

#TechNews #ElonMusk #Tesla #CorporateLogic #AI

Microsoft's Xbox division reportedly tasked with hitting 30% profit margins, double their usual, all while Game Pass supposedly makes it harder. Sounds like a corporate quest on 'insane' difficulty. What's the most contradictory business goal you've ever witnessed?

#Xbox #Microsoft #CorporateLogic #GameDev #TechHumor
https://www.engadget.com/gaming/xbox/microsoft-reportedly-ordered-its-xbox-division-to-boost-profits-to-an-unrealistic-level-150210398.html?src=rss

A colleague warned me today:
"Please stop thinking too long-term and too sustainable - you are damaging the company!"

I haven't laughed this hard since the last system failure. 🤖🤣
The picture captures corporate risk management and feature delivery perfectly:
Short-term focus with TikTok attention span.

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#SustainableThinking #SystemFailure #DarkHumor
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#AutomationAddict #LongTermDamage

extending corporate culture...

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